So is there a way to make knock-knock jokes for kids funny, or even just bearable, for adults? Believe it or not, killer knock-knock jokes do exist. “I believe what makes knock-knock jokes fun is the fact that they are interactive,” says Rob Elliot, dad joke extraordinaire and author of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids. “You have to respond to get to the punch line. This makes them fun for kids and their families ⏤ even if parents are not particularly fans of knock-knock jokes.” Elliot suggests seeking surprising jokes to find the funniest (and corniest) knock-knock jokes for kids. Otherwise, look for jokes that “poke fun at knock-knock jokes or about hearing another knock-knock joke … because we all know after too many, they drive us all a bit crazy.” Here are 128 killer knock-knock jokes for kids and adults, including a few good ones from Elliot’s book, plus several corny new ones.

Knock-Knock Name Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Leon. / Leon who? / Leon me when you’re not strong! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie thing you can do I can do better! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lena. / Lena who? / Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Candice. / Candice who? / Candice joke get any worse?! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Haven. / Haven who? / Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Saul. / Saul who? / Saul there is — there ain’t no more! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Keith. / Keith who? / Keith me, my thweet prince! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita drink of water so please let me in! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain when you open the door! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita go to the bathroom! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Carl. / Carl who? / A Carl get you there faster than a bike. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore wasn’t open, so I knocked. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alec. / Alec who? / Alec it when you ask me questions. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / I think it’s pronounced Idaho. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alice. / Alice who? / Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the keyhole and see! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Howard. / Howard who? / Howard I know? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Odysseus. / Odysseus who? / Odysseus the last straw! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abe. / Abe who? / Abe-C-D-E! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nicholas. / Nicholas who? / A Nicholas not much money these days. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Candice. Candice who? / Candice door open or am I stuck out here? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie way can you let me in? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin you! Now hand over the cash. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time for dinner! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Sarah. / Sarah who? / Is Sarah phone I could use? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alice. / Alice who? / Alice fair in love and war Knock knock. / Who’s there? / Daisy. / Daisy who? / Daisy me rolling, they hating… Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cher. / Cher who? / Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Euripides. / Euripides who? / Euripides jeans and you pay for them, OK? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / June. / June who? / June know how long I’ve been knocking out here? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Arfur. / Arfur who? / Arfur got!

Animal Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owls say. / Owls say who? / Yes, they do. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeybee. / Honeybee who? / Honeybee a dear and open up will you? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cow. / Cow who? / No cow says mooooooo! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gorilla. / Gorilla who? / Gorilla me a hamburger! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kanga. / Kanga who? / Actually, it’s Kangaroo. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpaca. / Alpaca who? / Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Knock knock. / Who’s there? / Horsp. / Horsp who? / Did you just say, “horse poo?” Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Oink oink. / Oink oink who? / Are you a pig or an owl? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Goat. / Goat who? / Go to the front door and find out! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting sloth. / Interrupting sloth who? / (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito!…Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anudder. / Anudder who? / Anudder mosquito!

Geography Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, you’re a poo! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hawaii. / Hawaii who? / I’m fine, Hawaii you? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kenya. / Kenya who? / Kenya feel the love tonight? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Iran. / Iran who? / Iran all the way here! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Utah. / Utah who? / U-talking to me? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amarillo. / Amarillo who? / Amarillo nice person. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Sweden. / Sweden who? / Sweden sour chicken!

Food Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Quiche. / Quiche who? / Can I have a hug and a quiche? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream soda. / Ice cream soda who? / Ice scream soda people can hear me! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. / Banana who? / Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Banana. Banana who? / Knock, knock. / Who’s there? Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Olive. / Olive who? / Olive next door. Hi neighbor! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cereal. / Cereal who? / Cereal pleasure to meet you! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cantaloupe. / Cantaloupe who? / Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Figs. / Figs who? / Figs the doorbell! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Icing. / Icing who? / Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Pecan. / Pecan who? / Pecan someone your own size. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cabbage. / Cabbage who? / You expect a cabbage to have a last name? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you going to unlock the door? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you wanna dance? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with me, and I’ll tell you! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Water. / Water who? / Water-way to answer the door. Water you doing today? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yogurt. / Yogurt who? / Yogurt to love my jokes. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Four Eggs. / Four Eggs who? / Four Eggs ample. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Pudding. / Pudding who? / Pudding on your shoes before your trousers is a bad idea. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Soup. / Soup who? / Soup-er man. Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Pasta. / Pasta who? / Pass the Pizza we’re hungry. Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Plato. / Plato who? / Plato fish and chips please. Knock, knock. / Who’s There? / Waffle. / Waffle who? / Stop waffling around and open the door. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cookie. / Cookie who? / Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Falafel. / Falafel who? / Falafel my bike and hurt my leg.

Star Wars Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Art. / Art who? / R2-D2! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke outside and you’ll see! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / BB-8. / BB-8 who? / Oh no, I hope BB-8 no one! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Vader. / Vader who? / See you vader! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke out! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kylo Ren. / Kylo Ren who? / Kylo Ren is dinner? I’m hungry! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Obi Wan. / Obi Wan who? / Obi Wan to watch a movie now! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Yoda. / Yoda who? / Yoda-le-he-hoo!

Clever Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wa. / Wa who? / What are you so excited about?! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tiss. / Tiss who? / A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hike. / Hike who? / I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Spell. / Spell who? / W-H-O! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dejav. / Dejav who? / Knock, knock. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cash. / Cash who? / No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ya. / Ya who? / No thanks, I use Bing or Google. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / To. / To who? / No, it’s to whom! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / God bless you! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / You’re welcome. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Boo. / Boo who? / Uh, why are you crying? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Razor. / Razor who? / Razor hand and dance the boogie! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tennis. / Tennis who? / Tennis five plus five! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ash. / Ash who? / Sounds like you have a cold! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Reed. / Reed who? / Redo? OK. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Peeka. / Peeka who? / Oh, there you are! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tat. / Tat who? / I’ve always thought you’d look good with an anchor on your arm.

Silly Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I am. / I am who? / Don’t you even know who you are?! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A leaf. / A leaf who? / A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A little old lady. / A little old lady who? / Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Double. / Double who? / W! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Adore. / Adore who? / Adore is between you and me, so please open up! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle little money, please. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nun. / Nun who? / Nunya business! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Control Freak. / Contro- / OK, now you say control freak who?
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beats. / Beats who? / Beats me. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Smellmop. / Smellmop who? / Ew, no thanks! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I need a puh. / I need a puh-who? / Then why don’t you find a toilet! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Voodoo. / Voodoo who? / Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Opportunity. / Opportunity doesn’t knock twice! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mustache. / Mustache who? / Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Says. / Says who? / Says me, that’s who! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doctor. / Doctor who? / No, no, just the doctor. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amish. / Amish who? / I have a hard time believing you’re really a shoe. Knock, knock. /Who’s there? / Dishes. / Dishes who? / Dishes the police, open up! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police hurry, I’ve got to go to the bathroom. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / I am. / I am who? / So you have identity problems, huh? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A Mayan. / A Mayan who? / A Mayan in the way? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe come and play? I’m bored! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A broken pencil. / A broken pencil who? / Never mind, it’s pointless. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Nobel. / Nobel who? / Nobel, that’s why I knocked! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Weirdo. / Weirdo who? / Weirdo you think you’re going? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Interrupting pirate. / Interrupting pira- / ARGHHHHHHHH Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Someone too short to reach the doorbell! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kent. / Kent who? / Kent you tell by my voice? Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Radio. / Radio who? / Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A wood wok. / A wood wok who? / A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / A kish. / A kish who? / I don’t know her name. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Bam. / Bam who? / Bam who is what pandas eat. Let’s go out for pizza. Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dijiri. / Dijiri who? / (Makes spitting sound like a didgeridoo) Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Some. / Some who? / Maybe someday you’ll recognize me! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Stopwatch. / Stopwatch who? / Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in! Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Iva. / Iva who? / I’ve a sore hand from knocking!