RELATED: The Best Strollers For Every Size Family and Budget If you didn’t become a father to do stuff, you should definitely throw your money at the patent-pending (and existence-pending) Smartbe Intelligent Stroller. This erstwhile robo-nanny looks like the lovechild of an RC car, a retractable roof stadium, and a toaster. It’s the Ron Popeil of prams. All together now: “Set it, and … ” If necessity is the mother of invention, then laziness must be very necessary, because this carriage has everything a do-nothing parent could want: power folding and unfolding, retractable sunroof, automatic rocker, built-in speakers and camera, anti-theft alarm, and more — all app-controlled so you don’t even have to look at your kid while your stroller takes care of it. It’s got 3 drive modes: automatic propulsion, where its engine drives itself a safe distance ahead of you at your pace; assisted propulsion, where you at least pretend to push it; and manual, where you just push the thing, which is for suckers. In fact, because computers are so vastly superior to real-life parents in every way, the campaign video doesn’t even have a real prototype in it. CGI carriages for everyone! All that can be yours for the low, low price of $400 to $3200 on Indiegogo depending on how badly you want this thing to exist. But that’s not all! Smartbe even has a friggin’ automatic bottle warmer built right in! No more heating bottles with dad’s life-giving breath. That lung capacity is best reserved for inhaling cheese fries. Just set your genius stroller to meet you at the bar. Buy Now $400
