Halloween (1978)

Halloween II (1981)

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)

Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)

Cinema’s most terrifying killer may have returned but he forgot to bring back quality story-telling and genuine tension with him. Myers is officially a supervillain in this movie and his greatest power seems to be destroying a beloved franchise. If you are a masochist, you can rent ($3.99) or buy ($13.99) Halloween IV: The Return of Michael Myers on iTunes.

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)

The less said about this movie, the better. Revenge of Michael Myers is most commonly referenced as the worst film in the Halloween franchise, which is impressive considering the fact that basically every Halloween movie except the original is a flaming pile of garbage. If you hate happiness, you can rent ($3.99) or buy ($13.99) Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers on iTunes.

Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Much like the titular character, Halloween finds a way to come back to life even when its own terrible quality seemingly forces it into the grave. Six years after the abysmal Revenge comes Curse and you probably already know where this is going: This movie is terrible. If you have lost all hope, you can rent ($1.99) Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers on YouTube.

Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)

Halloween: Resurrection (2002)

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