It’s me. Dude Turned Dad. I’m here to offer you the relaxation you so badly need. A new form of self-care: The ASMR video. A long growing YouTube sub-genre, ASMR has finally broken into the mainstream. Auto Sensory Meridian Response is the art of whispering into microphones. Meditative voices, small pops, crunches. All into a microphone and all to provide a tranquil alternative to your non-tranquil life. So I made one for us. Presenting, ASMR For New Parents! The only ASMR video on the internet for soothing frazzled new moms and dads. Listen to the tapping of a baby bottle. Enjoy the scratch of your three hundredth muslin blanket. Use this video to get your baby to sleep. Or to understand that they will never sleep. I hope this video brings you the peace that you so deserve. Listen closely. Do you hear that crumbling? It’s the sound of your old life.
