New Era My 1st 9FIFTY Snapback Cap
There’s only one choice for your kid’s first baseball cap: the official lid of their favorite big league club. If you heeded this advice, that will also be your favorite big league club. If not, prepare for a lot of long summers. Note: all summers will be long for fans of the team pictured, regardless of father-child team unity. Buy Now $18
Fisher-Price Triple Hit Baseball
Hitting a pitched ball is better for hand-eye coordination than popping one off a tee, but if you’re teaching junior to mash ’em back up the middle, you’re liable to get caught in the crossfire. Solution: load up the Triple Hit pitching machine and prepare to shag flies. From a safe distance. Buy Now $42
Vinci BRV1957 Youth Baseball Glove
It’s your fatherly birthright, not to mention patriotic duty, to show your kid how to properly break in and use a baseball glove. The Vinci Pro is pretreated to break in easier and has open-back webbing to help your kid actually catch the ball. All you have to do now is dust off your Tom Emanski defensive drills video (and, uh, the VCR) and start getting RESULTS. Buy Now $60
SKLZ Reduced Impact Safety Baseballs
Practice with these soft, cushioned-construction balls to make sure teaching your kid to play the game doesn’t quickly devolve from “Keep your eye on the ball” to, “Don’t be afraid of it” to, “There’s no crying in baseball!” Buy Now $9
Easton YB14S50 S50 Youth Baseball Bat
This aluminum alloy bat by Easton has a cushioned grip handle, so your kid will get all that ping without the sting. Which is just as well, because everyone knows that a truly badass ballplayer doesn’t wear batting gloves. Buy Now $25
Ebbets Field Flannels, Havana Sugar Kings 1955 Road Jersey
If you’re going to drop nearly $200 on a jersey, might as well spend it on a handcrafted, made to order original piece celebrating baseball history. The alternative is a mass-produced piece of polyester celebrating a possible steroid-user who’s 10 years younger than you. Buy Now $200
American Needle Statesman Cap, Newark Bears
Same goes for your choice of headwear, although you’d be forgiven if you’d prefer to rock the dome piece of a team that currently exists. If you choose not to memorialize Yogi Berra’s minor league years (blasphemy!) but still want to wear a vintage cap because, you know, vintage, American Needle has a quality replica for all 30 Major Leage squads. Yes, even you, Marlins fans. Buy Now $38
Wilson SoftFit A800 Baseball Glove
Underrated perk of your playing organized ball: the other dads have also been looking for a beer league softball team to join since college ended. Your old glove might still fit, but so might your old pants. Don’t chance it. This Wilson mitt is built to the exact specifications of Dustin Pedroia, a guy who somehow made the Majors despite being built like every dad at tee ball practice. Buy Now $55
BSN Orange Throw Down Bases
Rarely are product names so perfectly literal. Throw down these orange bases and boom, the yard is now your own personal field of dreams. These are indoor safe, so technically the living room could also become your own personal field of dreams, although that’s not recommended. Buy Now $13
Big League Chew, Pack Of 12
If you teach your kid nothing else about baseball than the fact that a bigass wad of Big League Chew is pretty much mandatory — for both players and fans — you’ll have taught them well. Buy Now $18
