Here are 19 kid-friendly Star Wars jokes to help your kids feel the pun-side of the Force.
- How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil? Since the Sith Grade
- What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom? Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.
- What was Luke’s secret codename before he got his mechanical limb? Hand Solo
- What do you call food made by baby Wookiees? It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie
- What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother? Obi-Also
- What do you call Kenobi triplets? Obi-Threes
- Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun? He called it a Rey of sunshine.
- Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes? From his closet.
- Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes? From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?
- Why does Kylo Ren’s lightsaber have so much crackle? Snap and Pop were busy.
- What did Rey say when she met Leia? “Chewie wants a hug, too.”
- What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing.
- When Luke joined Red Squadron everyone played a prank on him. What was it? He got a Biggs Wedgie.
- What did everyone call Lando before he became a good pilot? Crashdo.
- How do Sith Lords say goodbye? Darth-LATER!!!
- What is Jyn Erso’s favorite color? I’m not sure, but I bet it’s a rouge one.
- What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener? Hear-Threepio.
- Did you hear about the Gungan who became a taxi cab driver? His name is Car Car Binks.
- What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child? Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker. READ NEXT: How to watch Star Wars with your kids for the first time.