That’s where we come in. We’ve waded into the abyss and captured some of the best dad jokes fluttering around the bird site right now. Dad jokes are kind of our thing, so we know how to spot them, even when we kind of have to pull them out of the muck. As of now, these are the very best dad jokes Twitter has to offer. 21. From @MtHoodNF: I built a model of Mt....

See more: You Can Finally Get the Backyard Sauna of Your Dreams The Solvalla has a sloped roof that’s eight feet, eight inches in the front and six-and-a-half feet in the rear. It’s a little more than nine feet deep and 18 feet wide and is split into two sections. One section has solid walls on two sides and floor-to-ceiling windows in the front; the other has slatted walls and is open in the front to form an outdoor space....

The toy version of Dyson’s iconic vacuum features all of the visual hallmarks of the original, from the ball construction to the clear canister to the bright yellow color, though it’s also available in blue, red, and purple. It’s just over two feet tall, the perfect height for a preschooler. Of course, if all it did was look like mom and dad’s vacuum, kids would lose interest quickly. Thankfully, this thing does way more than that....

Thankfully for those of us not looking for a forearm workout every time we want some Ben & Jerry’s, there’s finally a better way: the Scoop That II warming ice cream scoop, an ingenious solution to the confounding frozen ice cream problem. It’s so brilliant, it’s almost insane. When you grasp the handle, the biodegradable liquid inside it absorbs body heat from your hand. This fluid transfers the heat down the handle toward the scoop, aided by the fishbone structure inside the handle....

Garretts Real Estate Group from Crestwood, Kentucky, wanted to find out what it would cost to live in one of the classic ‘90s sitcom homes. The real estate company calculated the estimated monthly rent or home value and compared that to the average salary today of the professions to see if “they would still be affordable in today’s market.” They asked, “Based on the average salary for their profession and considering all things were equal....

VinePair wanted to find out which states are better than others for beer connoisseurs who want to make sure they have access to the very best craft beers. To find this information, the media company that specializes in drinks took a data-driven approach to keep things fair. “We combined several widely watched and interesting sets of data around beer production, like excise taxes, with an eye toward not overly biasing for small or large population states,” VinePair explains....

If you don’t know what periodical cicadas are, here are the basics: periodical cicadas are bugs that will spend 13 or 17 years underground before emerging in massive, incredibly loud swarms. There are different broods that will appear in different years and Brood X is the periodical cicada swarm that is set to make its first above-ground showing since 2004. So where are these periodical cicadas going to pop up?...

“One of the things I’m really working on with my son is making him feel comfortable in his own skin, with who he is and what he likes and doesn’t like. I found growing up that served me well later in life,” Melvin told Fatherly. Recently, Melvin led a conversation with Black fathers about talking to children about the color of their skin. “You cannot insulate them,” he explains. “At some point, they’re going to come face to face with the reality of their blackness....

At-home espresso machines are generally so difficult to use that you need a degree from a culinary school (or engineering program) to correctly operate one without burning your digits. Hanks, however, has managed to source one that’s actually fairly simple to operate. The De’Longhi coffee maker has 13 adjustable settings to grind fresh beans to your exact specification. It has 5 settings so you can choose your desired coffee strength....

Now, NPR has reported that Trump is choosing for-profit colleges over supporting vets who were defrauded and misled by those schools. The Department of Veteran Affairs will be allowing for-profit schools, like the University of Phoenix, to access GI Bill money, even though the school—which is the largest recipient of GI Bill funds—previously had to cough up almost $200 million for making misleading claims to students about career placement. As The New York Times reported, Trump also vetoed a resolution in May that ultimately makes it much more difficult for vets to successfully seek loan forgiveness....

According to Reuters, due to the pandemic, turkey farmers produced way fewer turkeys this year. “Farmers were cautious with production,” the publication reports, “figuring a second pandemic holiday could slash demand.” Since there are fewer birds to buy, the price of those birds has gone up considerably, making the birds the most expensive for consumers since 2005 (when the cost really began to be recorded annually.) “Fewer turkeys were produced this year, so turkey meat prices have soared,” Reuters writes, “at a time [when] consumers are already grappling with rising inflation with the global supply chain stumbling into the holiday shopping season....

Alixandria Smith uploaded a video to Facebook on February 25th when she came across her son, Braxton, playing with their pet dog. The video starts with a cute giggle from Braxton, followed by his impersonation of a dog howl. He giggles and howls again before Boston comes into frame and mom is heard saying, “Tell him,” before Boston replies with a howl of his own. Boston’s howl causes Braxton to enter into a giggle-fit while answering back with another howl, and Boston answers back again....

Over on Reddit, a user called PixelMagic posted an image that demonstrates the problem. And it’s all about the location of Jerry’s very elaborate kitchen. As a former New Yorker, this makes a lot of sense to me. I only ever had a kitchen island as big as Jerry’s in one New York apartment, and notably, that part of the kitchen lined the window of the outside of the building, not the indoor hallway that separated the units....

After seeing the sign during the final minutes of the Cavaliers bout against the Phoenix Suns, James removed his arm guard and handed it to a Cavaliers security guard to give to the kid, before shooting the boy a thumbs up from across the court. Beyond being a bit of a genius, cunning business person and a pure family man, James is a bigtime philanthropist. Just last year, the LeBron James Foundation has partnered with the Akron Ohio school board to open the “I Promise” School....

Based on the 2005 novel of the same name by Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close centers on Oskar (Thomas Horn), a smart and complex loner of a boy with autism (or something like it; it’s never quite explained) who shares a special bond with his father, Thomas (Hanks). Oskar’s mom is Linda (Sandra Bullock) and the family lives in New York City. Thomas frequently engages Oskar in treasure hunts of sorts, where he hides things around the city and leaves clues for Oskar to find them....

But I did. The Steelers and Bengals met again in Cincinnati not long after and it was rainy and the Bungles were bungling and the penalties were even more numerous. Two players left the field strapped to carts. One of those, Steelers linebacker Ryan Shazier, is just now walking again and all the applause in Blitzburgh won’t change that. As my own six-year-old boy slept peacefully in his room down the hall and the game came to a sodden, sullen close, I couldn’t help but think: Those are peoples’ sons out there, lying motionless on the field....

My thought process went something like this: “Huh, new Voltron. Do the lions still turn into a dumb robot? Yes? Okay, I’m out.” But one afternoon I came downstairs to interrupt my boys’ television time and was transfixed by the animation on the screen. It was some kind of anime-esque action scene with a suited character in a cool sci-fi cockpit. The animation was clean and simple, giving the sequence a sense of speed and intensity....

Given the lack of evidence that supplements work, and the relatively high risk of harm, experts agree that it’s almost always better to avoid them entirely. Here’s the data behind these conclusions: Weight-Loss Supplements Don’t Work Physicians consider two major factors when evaluating a drug: safety and efficacy (in other words: does the drug work and will it hurt you?). A recent Harvard study, published in American Family Physician, reviewed the evidence of safety and efficacy behind a long list of weight-loss supplements and concluded that not a single one made a compelling case for itself....

Listen, it’s easy to forget this. We’re all bound to be a little absent-minded these days. But, as husbands, it’s up to us to rebound and remember our responsibilities as partners, lovers, and friends. Cut yourself some slack but also remember to do the work. To aid you in this quest, we asked a dozen women what they wish their husbands told them more often right now. From inquiries about their day and to words of encouragement, what they mentioned is worth listening to and applying to your own life....

Is There Anything I Need to Know Before Watching? There is nothing essential in terms of understanding the plot, which we’ll get to later, as there is never much of an explanation of why the world of My Little Ponies exists or how these magical, talking ponies got their powers. Even tracing back to the original series, there’s never been any real explanation of this universe. No giant mythos or elaborate backstory that helps us understand why this world exists....